The Locust – Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs - LP

A1        How To Become A Virgin
A2        Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
A3        Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
A4        Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed
A5        The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
A6        Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
A7        Flash's Theme
A8        Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
A9        Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
A10        Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
A11        Alas Here Comes The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
A12        Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
A13        Flight Of The Wounded Locust
A14        Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
A15        Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
A16        This Is Radio Surgery
A17        Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
A18        Sever The Toes
A19        Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
A20        Moth-Eaten Deer Head
B1        Brand New Set Of Teeth
B2        How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
B3        Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
B4        Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
B5        Normal Run Of The Much (Compensation For Conversation)
B6        Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
B7        Straight From The Horse's Mouth
B8        An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
B9        Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
B10        Backbones Of Jack Asses
B11        Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irraitonality
B12        Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
B13        High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family
B14        Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony,,, Yea Whatever)
B15        Kill Roger Hedgecock
B16        Hairspray Suppository
B17        Cattle Mutilation
B18        Prepare To Qualify
B19        Pain Reliever
B20        Off By A Long Shot
B21        #99
B22        Head Hits Concrete
B23        Ass Gravity
B24        Keep Off The Tracks

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