Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo – Strange But True - CD

1        Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home    2:06
2        Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride    2:37
3        National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor To Name New Wrestling Holds    2:33
4        Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play    1:38
5        Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School At Top Of Her Class    1:17
6        Embarassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp    2:49
7        Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes    1:24
8        Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese    1:51
9        X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient    0:50
10        Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #2    1:01
11        Retired Woman Starts New Career In Monkey Fashions    1:35
12        Circus Strongman Runs For PTA President    3:19
13        High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built For 26    1:31
14        Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #1    1:22
15        Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees By Hungry Vampire Bats    2:26
16        Nevada Man Invents Piano With 21 Extra Keys    1:10
17        Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum From Soap    2:00
18        Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game    1:34
19        Ingenius Scientist Invents Car Of The Future    1:29
20        Car Gears Stick In Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards    1:48
21        Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town    1:56
22        Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes With Hundred-Dollar Bills    2:41